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i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

greenekangaroo:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

Dragon’s Breath is very beautiful but it’s NOT REALLY OPAL.

Just so everyone knows.

THIS IS AWESOME BECAUSE IT MEANS I COULD PROBABLY MAKE THIS ONE DAY

raychuuuul:

i just threw up a little

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

fuckyouajax:

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